Oh Darling! Yeh Hai India

Don Quixote (Amrish Puri) is a don who plans on selling India in a widely publicized auction. His plan is simple kidnap the president (Anupam Kher), replace him with a lookalike (also Anupam Kher), throw a scare and force the fake president to sell India. Hero (Shahrukh Khan) is new to Mumbai and broke. Miss India (Deepa Sahi) is busy living it up the night she meets Hero. They meet and decide to spend the night entertaining each other in any way possible joking, dancing or doing anything they can think of.

Meanwhile, Don Quixotes son Prince (Javed Jaffrey) has set his eyes on Miss India, who thwarts all his overtures. The night turns out to be an adventurous one for Hero and Miss India. Hero discovers that Miss Indias father is a drunkard who wants her to enter prostitution, while Miss India discovers that Hero has brain tumor. When they find out Quixotes plans, they decide to save the president.Quixote is killed and Prince takes his throne.

Prince decides to continue his fathers plan. Some people previously rescued by Hero and Miss India kill the fake president, pushing a hose in his mouth, causing to inflate his stomach and explode. Prince suddenly makes an entry with his henchmen. Hero, Miss India and their friends successfully overpower the cronies while Hero kills Prince briefly. When Prince attacks Hero and Miss India, causing to smash and breaks the glass, Hero and Miss India creates a parachute, taken from Princes body.

During the jump, Prince falls to his death. At the time they land over a bus ceiling, Hero declares that he is glad to be alive. When Miss India reminds him that he has brain tumor, Hero tells her that the X-ray she saw was taken eight years ago.