Breaking: Censor Board cleans out Fast & Furious, removes multiple ‘F**ks’ and Ass h***es

It is a cleaned-out version of Fast & Furious 8 that we will get to see tomorrow when the film opens all over India. On Monday afternoon the censor board offered Universal Pictures a UA certification on condition of multiple verbal cuts and two visual cuts.

Says a source from the censor board, We were willing to let the film go with no cuts and a A certificate. But the producers wanted a UA and were willing to take all the verbal cuts. We removed most of the f ks , assh..es , b**bs , d**ks p***ies and other sexual jargon. So there will be beeps galore.

The visual cuts both feature women s anatomy. In one shot a women s bum in close up looked hideous in 3D. We removed that. In another shot when a woman bends forward one can see more than one should. We removed that as well, says the source.

When asked about the multiple cuts in Fast & Furious 8 , CBFC chairperson Pahlaj Nihalani explained, We gave them an option of an A with no cuts. They preferred UA with cuts. Also let me remind you that the British censor board doesn t entertain cuss words and profanities at all. They were shown a different version of the film with all the abuses removed. In India we are supposed to hear all the expletives and pass them too, if possible.